I hope this doesn't make me sound like a douche
I like the Twilight movies
Who you kiddin' eh?
I pooped my pants
I never sucked any ding dongs
THEY TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!
And it's become your family's heart and soul
Blood Boiling
I might really start selling the clout pill
I need that clout!
I'm itching for that clout pill
In reality you guys got scammed
STOPPPPP!
Keemstar shut up
SHUT UP BITCH!
I do it with everyone
And we roast because we love
Gnarlier the better
So thick
Extra large and extra hard
Spit in my mouth look in my eyes
Wet Ass P-Word
WE'LL DO IT LIVE
We drank beer
*burp*
Holy shit fuck balls!
Holy shit wow fucking balls ay!
Bruh
BITCONNEEEEEEECT BITCONNE
EEEEEECT
Hey hey heyyyy
Mmmmmm NO NO NO
What am I gonna do?!
Ahahahaha
Boss man Biden
PUSSYCLAT
SYKE
Did you bring condoms?
*breathes*
I'm trying to think but nothing happens
Dan the Hater
I can't jerk off to this
I don't think
I wanna talk about FEET
I'm gonna cum
I'm so sorry to interrupt
Sorry
Stick your funger
I smoke marijuana...
I missed the mark with that one
Shoutout to his family
I left that yogurt store and didn't get the yogurt that I wanted
And then I had a hard time the rest of the weekend
Deedee Megadoodoo
I'm Dick Tips
69
Big massive dumps
Bye bye
Dan good luck
Dan please stand up
Ethan please stand up
He is a legend
Hey Dan, that's not bad
I don't like it
I love it!
Ian, please stand up
I'll just give ya a big fat kiss
I'm gonna cum!
I've been listening to Olivia the entire time
Okaaay
Thank you Dan (1)
Thank you Dan (2)
There aren't too many legends around
They call him dumps
We do a little trolling
We like to troll
We love you, you're very special
Where's your daddy
I guess I did something to piss off the Instagram God
Just watching my algorithms get crushed
Dubrik
HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH!
And I oop
S.I.M.P.
Big ass titties
Blew my tits right off my fat body
Titties
WOAAHH!
ZAAACH
Faze Blanks
I think he's fucking stupid
I'm infinitely smarter than you...
Get over here!
I'd rather speak up and be wrong
I'm a fucking savage you gotta do it
Cracka!
What a fucking piece of shit dude
Aha
Get back on the rails Ethan
Gotta vibe
Have you visited blacked?
He's such a bitch
I want to smell feet
I'm laughing cause you big mad
Let's Google some Isis videos
Oop there it is
That's a mega good point
What up big pimps
Yeah I don't think so
You're in the wrong street cuz
I like that
He has a massive penis
I am not wearing pants
I been chugging the water
I gotta pee so bad
I'm stroking pussy down here
Love me daddy
Penis
I would call that false advertising
I would call that fraud
Thats's fraud
That's not fraud
Gotcha Hat
If you're bullying kids out there, stop it
I'm... desperate
Lets get glam
Oh no!
Spooked Magooked
Wow Sister Snapped
WOMP WOMP WOMP
Yeah really sad
YEAH YEAH YEAH
This is the gayest generation in American history
SONIC.EXE
What the frick!
AHAHAHAHA
Hell yes
Okay Ethan
Beta
He can't keep getting away with it
A big LIE
Benefits everybody
C'mon man
Dan's a good man!
Get your words straight jack
Guess what? It grows the economy
I got hairy legs
I love kids jumping on my lap
You're a lying dog face pony soldier
Ate out ma ass
It's the bitches that'll get ya
5% difference is astronomical
5% means everything
I'm not a doctor I'm a fucking moron
Like what do you think about it
Ah
What the hell are we gonna do without men
BABY I WASN'T TRYING
Do not come
All jews
And it was used in a book huh?
Are you high bro?
Box me bitch
Death to all jews
GARBAGE!
Good luck Ethan
HUH
I feel very foolish
I fucked up!
I'm anti-Semetic
I'm busted
I'm in a sea of slander and lies
I'm literally gonna take the Teddy Fresh away
It's like a Romeo Julia
Keemstar cock
MURDER ANIMALS
Okay bitch
Pure Keemstar maple syrup
SO FRUSTRATING
Stupid bitch
That's fucked up
Today I've decided to suck some dick
You have tried to get my fucking cock for years
You want this Keemstar cock
COVID 19!
Do you see it?
From death to life
HA HA
IN THE NAME OF JESUS
Jesus is your source
Oh Jesus
Watch that demon try
What are we gonna do?
Kissed his old nasty pig stinkin neck
I'm not a cat
That's true
Get out!
I don't really give a fuck
I'm a mother freakin blueberry
Let me tell you about banana
Now im a strawberry
AB did that everyone saw that!
I'm the meat chef
DEEPA
Eat da poo poo
This is sick
I know it was you Fredo
JESUS CROIST
Joe Biden
Joe Biden, Wake Up
Wake up
Money Ethan
Ugh, it's so awkward
Ugh, it's so flipped
Yo triller my thing's flipped
Not always
WHAT THE FUCK
This is the first time for me
He has no pizza experience
He's never been in the pizza category
I love pizza and I love people
Pizza's actually very nutritious
Semen is another kind of milk
Victory Victory Victory
Sorry you had to go through that Hila
Dude I'm shitting myself
My wife went out for pizza without me
I just peed in my basement
I'm not taking a pause to shit all over the floor'
You know you get that crotch rot
Shits coming down my leg
There's a real possibility I might shit my pants
There's shit all over the floor
Um... interesting
Do you have your passport?
Aha
Ahaeuhaha
*sniff*
I'm warning you with peace and love
Peace and love!
Thank you, thank you
It's not your fault
I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE
Anal sex
*fart*
It's a sexual dance
Time to take a short break
Delete me from this conversation
Doesn't take a rocket surgeon Ethan
You are gay
FUCK
Something is about to bust
I had no idea this was going to happen
I thought Ethan was a stand up guy
Oh no!
What a fucking nightmare
You don't even have to think about it dude
Vladamir Putin
I've got news for you...
*mouth sound*
They're vegan
A bag of turd, you know, a flaming turd bag
Ethan Klein is damaging everything, making it all worse
Daddy
Daddy mmm
Fat fat fatty
5%
Fuck you Ab
Fuck you Dan
Keep eating fatty
Okay boomer
Um, thank you
Well don't be stupid
Well you're fat
Wow, thank you
He takes that 5%
We want freedom for the world!
He's stealing it!
Ahahaha
Please take off your mask
Your mask is making me uncomfortable
Am I right or wrong?
When did this turn into beautiful world?
God, I love her
Someone save me
Talk to me baby
Wow man
We hate Keemstar
Clap if you think she should suffer
DEATH TO ALL OF THEM!
Die!
DIE DIE DIE!
*fart*
Just sayin
*mmmmmm*
Moop
*snort*
We love Dan
What was that?
Fried chicken Wednesday
It's Friday baby
Ahhhh
Fortnite
It's rewind time
That's hot
Yaaaa
There's no such thing as a coincidence
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Gottem

BY @SOMEPARADISE